We’ve all been there. That time you flush the toilet and it doesn’t quite clear everything down into the unknown abyss of the sewer systems. Or there is that day when you walk into your bathroom and there’s little puddle of liquid around your toilet and you’re dreading the thought of it being your spouse’s poor aim. What about that time where you try and try and try to remove the ring around the toilet and it just won’t budge? All of these “wonderful” powder room moments can be pointing you to solution; it’s time for a new toilet, and Jim Bennett’s Plumbing Since 1969 can help!
How can you assess the situation and make the final decision as to whether or not your John needs to be replaced with well, a new John? Take a gander at the following points and if you’re saying yes to one or all of these, we suggest you take the plunge (pun intended) and get Jim Bennett’s Plumbing on the phone and a new potty at your place.
#1. The Unclog able Clog: Do you have a note in your water closet for your guests saying, “Flushing Twice Makes it Nice?” Or is there an expected time every day when you have to get out the latex gloves, pinch your nose with one hand and start plunging with the other? These aggravating, agitating, and downright annoying recurrences can mean it’s time to say bye-bye to your potty problems and hello to a new functioning flusher.
#2. Repair and Tear: Does the magic combination of jiggles on the handle sound like futuristic Morse code? Is there a crazy contraption connected to that ‘floaty’ thing in the water tank? Has your family developed a dance to the porcelain gods so the leaky seal doesn’t create a wading pool in your bathroom? If a toilet is requiring repairs so often you see your Jim Bennett’s plumber more than your kids, the solution is simple, terminate that toilet!
#3. Skid Mark City: Ever notice how your throne always looks as dirty as a frat house on a Sunday morning? Are you apologizing about that weird discoloration that looks like, well,… you know. This is actually caused by small scratches on the surface of your porcelain, and we hate to break it to you, but that stain and a Twinkie will be the only two things to survive the apocalypse.
#4. Chips and Dip: Much like the teeth in your mouth, a chip or a crack in your toilet is something that instantly needs to be fixed. You don’t want your friends to think they’re part of an elaborate prank when they end up with their bums on the floor because that chip, lead to a crack and it ended up causing your toilet to break in half. OK, that’s an exaggeration, but you get where we’re going with this.
Now that you’ve probably regretted ever letting anyone use your current commode, it’s time to give Jim Bennett’s Plumbing in Tallahassee a call or head over to www.plumbertallahassee.com so you are no longer the subject of your friend’s bad bathroom humor.